Convo with Stephen

Ste - did u all go graveyard last nyt?!
Sin - na
Sin - we wer too drunk
Ste - ya think!
Ste - my next question was gonna be did ya get the writing off ur arse?!
Sin - I HAVE WRITING ON MY ARSE?
Sin - OH SHIT
Sin - lol
Sin - i found the writing on my stomach and tits about an hour ago
Sin - i went to go for a bath and i was like fer fuck sake
Ste - stomach was me :)
Ste - but yeah
Ste - on the bum!
Sin - who did my arse?
Ste - i dont know, you never said, all you did was willfully display!
Sin - haha
Sin - whats on it
Ste - i dont members ha, dont think it was english
Sin - awesome :P


Gotta love drunken recollections =)

YouStage Gathering!

So about 2 weeks ago, whilst in the pub, John got me and Chris drunk and convinced us it would be a brilliant idea to go to the youstage gathering. Evidently it was only when promises of Jelly Wrestling (which sadly never happened due to my and chris's incompetence) that we agreed to go. AND THANK FUCK I DID.

I was tempted to do a play by play recall of everything funny that happened but fuck that. No one would read it and i just attempted to start it and got bored myself. So im gona sum up my fav points....

• In Daves car, stuck on the motorway, with the windows rolled down and Christmas songs blasting out.
• Leaving Asda with 4 crates, 2 and a half litres of vodka, 1 and a half litres of rum, a half bottle of whiskey, a bottle of mickey finns and 2 bottles of wine.
• Almost haveing a threesome with Stephen and Cara but evidently Shiny objects and the requirement for more alcohol are some what hindersome when planing threesomes.
• Waking up in between 3sixty5days and laurbuble.......oh yeh :P
• Painting with Paul for tailcast which obviously ended in "lol no wot will be well funny if we all cover each others in paints"
• Telling scary hairy girl to "to fuck off or i would kick her in the head"
• Mark telling scary hairy girl to fuck off then chucking beer in her face.
• Making up with mhairi =)
• Raping Ginger Chris =P
  
• Draggin Sophie about a forest asking hippies for ecstacy as requested by Tino and Mark which was unsuccesful due to all the E being gone however ther was an abundance of ketomin.
• Stealing GIANT crystals with Mark and Tino
• Waking up beside 3sixty5days and laurbuble.....AGAIN
• Going to the magical wonderment that is Roys.
• Headbuttin Liam in the crotch whilst play tunnel tig in the swimming.
• Raping to NSG in Ians car.
  
• Trying desprately not to laugh whilst Tom and Edd played trock songs.
  
• Daves cover of ICE ICE BABY which is pwnage of the world.
  
• Cacooning Tom in a hamock.
• Having a mosh pit upstairs in a barn to Myles band.
• Preforming the macarana to Myles band.
• Everyone ending up naked and dancing to rythmn stick.
• Tom, random tom and stephen (whilst still naked) ducked taped to one another.
  
• Setting the ducktape on fire to get them free.
  
• Jade and Stephens whipped cream fight.
  
• Deciding to have a competition with tom to see who can get off with the most people. (we both ended on 14)
• The gazebo was stolen and brought back to camp wer we all very drunkenly watched john and chris preform journey.
• Dave KO'd infront of everyone and couldnt be moved
• Waking up in the morning to the smell of baby sick and frosties
• Stephen geting trapped in my tent and having to cut him free

Wow thats alot of fav things that happened.......oh wells. bet yer gutted if you wernt there.

Catch up.

Rigth so i should probably go to bed just now seeing as its 1 in the morning but i thot i should update this quickly....

Got back from rothesay on wednesday and i have to admit its exactly what i needed. The girls i was with wer made of awesome (sophie and fiona). They wernt girly, they wernt bitchy, they wer fun as fuck though i did feel a little sorry for sean at some points wen conversation went a way off into girly tangents.

Monday night was drinking night but just me and sophie. Like a wank Sean (love you really) tried to convince sophie she could out drink me which ended with her spilling boiling coffee on herself. Plus side to this i got to finish the vodka and she has a fucking awesome looking scar (tempted to scould myself to gain same effect) Rest of the time there we just chilled watched dvds, played pool and they taught me how to play texas hold em.

Last night was lukes birthday night out, again a piss up but me not so pissed. Was brilliant cos i didnt realise how much i missed luke and the goff lot until they started pinching each others balls. Its okay i accept the utter strangness of that sentence but its me so what do you expect. Me and sarah crashed here and watched boosh live act this morning simply becos we wer lying in silence and sarah sed wot you thinking about and i sed noel fielding.

Today ive done fuck all really played theme park world :P Ciaran has 4 of his mates up so i keep harassing them but after a certain point you get a bit tired of scarring teenage boys. Work tomoz which will be shit as usual but me and jill are having a man date so :D Nitey nite guys.


luvluvs

sin x.

Going away for a while...

Wow that heading sounds so serious :P im only going to Rothesay for 3 days with sean and his friends. Just realised i should prob feed my fish...........

So yeh for those of you not in the know rothesay (pronounced rossy) is a remote island off the coast of scotland and you have to get a ferry to get there, Funs. Sadly the weather looks like its gonna be amazing and im actually gona have to go out and explore places. Ghey. In hindsight though i will probably just stay drunk for most of the time.

Woopee for alcohol.

display pictures

Me and Sean discussing my choice on display pictures...


Sean- Back to sexxy neck eh? :P

Me- couldnt decided what i wanted there

Sean- what wer you torn between

Me- picture of my face and the one of my neck......

Me- but i figured most guys are only gonna end up seeing the back of my head

Me- so they may aswell get a preview

Sean- LMAO



(editoral insert - i have a tattoo on the back of my neck)