Convo with Stephen

Ste - did u all go graveyard last nyt?!
Sin - na
Sin - we wer too drunk
Ste - ya think!
Ste - my next question was gonna be did ya get the writing off ur arse?!
Sin - I HAVE WRITING ON MY ARSE?
Sin - OH SHIT
Sin - lol
Sin - i found the writing on my stomach and tits about an hour ago
Sin - i went to go for a bath and i was like fer fuck sake
Ste - stomach was me :)
Ste - but yeah
Ste - on the bum!
Sin - who did my arse?
Ste - i dont know, you never said, all you did was willfully display!
Sin - haha
Sin - whats on it
Ste - i dont members ha, dont think it was english
Sin - awesome :P


Gotta love drunken recollections =)

YouStage Gathering!

So about 2 weeks ago, whilst in the pub, John got me and Chris drunk and convinced us it would be a brilliant idea to go to the youstage gathering. Evidently it was only when promises of Jelly Wrestling (which sadly never happened due to my and chris's incompetence) that we agreed to go. AND THANK FUCK I DID.

I was tempted to do a play by play recall of everything funny that happened but fuck that. No one would read it and i just attempted to start it and got bored myself. So im gona sum up my fav points....

• In Daves car, stuck on the motorway, with the windows rolled down and Christmas songs blasting out.
• Leaving Asda with 4 crates, 2 and a half litres of vodka, 1 and a half litres of rum, a half bottle of whiskey, a bottle of mickey finns and 2 bottles of wine.
• Almost haveing a threesome with Stephen and Cara but evidently Shiny objects and the requirement for more alcohol are some what hindersome when planing threesomes.
• Waking up in between 3sixty5days and laurbuble.......oh yeh :P
• Painting with Paul for tailcast which obviously ended in "lol no wot will be well funny if we all cover each others in paints"
• Telling scary hairy girl to "to fuck off or i would kick her in the head"
• Mark telling scary hairy girl to fuck off then chucking beer in her face.
• Making up with mhairi =)
• Raping Ginger Chris =P
  
• Draggin Sophie about a forest asking hippies for ecstacy as requested by Tino and Mark which was unsuccesful due to all the E being gone however ther was an abundance of ketomin.
• Stealing GIANT crystals with Mark and Tino
• Waking up beside 3sixty5days and laurbuble.....AGAIN
• Going to the magical wonderment that is Roys.
• Headbuttin Liam in the crotch whilst play tunnel tig in the swimming.
• Raping to NSG in Ians car.
  
• Trying desprately not to laugh whilst Tom and Edd played trock songs.
  
• Daves cover of ICE ICE BABY which is pwnage of the world.
  
• Cacooning Tom in a hamock.
• Having a mosh pit upstairs in a barn to Myles band.
• Preforming the macarana to Myles band.
• Everyone ending up naked and dancing to rythmn stick.
• Tom, random tom and stephen (whilst still naked) ducked taped to one another.
  
• Setting the ducktape on fire to get them free.
  
• Jade and Stephens whipped cream fight.
  
• Deciding to have a competition with tom to see who can get off with the most people. (we both ended on 14)
• The gazebo was stolen and brought back to camp wer we all very drunkenly watched john and chris preform journey.
• Dave KO'd infront of everyone and couldnt be moved
• Waking up in the morning to the smell of baby sick and frosties
• Stephen geting trapped in my tent and having to cut him free

Wow thats alot of fav things that happened.......oh wells. bet yer gutted if you wernt there.