Convo with Stephen

Ste - did u all go graveyard last nyt?!
Sin - na
Sin - we wer too drunk
Ste - ya think!
Ste - my next question was gonna be did ya get the writing off ur arse?!
Sin - I HAVE WRITING ON MY ARSE?
Sin - OH SHIT
Sin - lol
Sin - i found the writing on my stomach and tits about an hour ago
Sin - i went to go for a bath and i was like fer fuck sake
Ste - stomach was me :)
Ste - but yeah
Ste - on the bum!
Sin - who did my arse?
Ste - i dont know, you never said, all you did was willfully display!
Sin - haha
Sin - whats on it
Ste - i dont members ha, dont think it was english
Sin - awesome :P


Gotta love drunken recollections =)

YouStage Gathering!

So about 2 weeks ago, whilst in the pub, John got me and Chris drunk and convinced us it would be a brilliant idea to go to the youstage gathering. Evidently it was only when promises of Jelly Wrestling (which sadly never happened due to my and chris's incompetence) that we agreed to go. AND THANK FUCK I DID.

I was tempted to do a play by play recall of everything funny that happened but fuck that. No one would read it and i just attempted to start it and got bored myself. So im gona sum up my fav points....

• In Daves car, stuck on the motorway, with the windows rolled down and Christmas songs blasting out.
• Leaving Asda with 4 crates, 2 and a half litres of vodka, 1 and a half litres of rum, a half bottle of whiskey, a bottle of mickey finns and 2 bottles of wine.
• Almost haveing a threesome with Stephen and Cara but evidently Shiny objects and the requirement for more alcohol are some what hindersome when planing threesomes.
• Waking up in between 3sixty5days and laurbuble.......oh yeh :P
• Painting with Paul for tailcast which obviously ended in "lol no wot will be well funny if we all cover each others in paints"
• Telling scary hairy girl to "to fuck off or i would kick her in the head"
• Mark telling scary hairy girl to fuck off then chucking beer in her face.
• Making up with mhairi =)
• Raping Ginger Chris =P
  
• Draggin Sophie about a forest asking hippies for ecstacy as requested by Tino and Mark which was unsuccesful due to all the E being gone however ther was an abundance of ketomin.
• Stealing GIANT crystals with Mark and Tino
• Waking up beside 3sixty5days and laurbuble.....AGAIN
• Going to the magical wonderment that is Roys.
• Headbuttin Liam in the crotch whilst play tunnel tig in the swimming.
• Raping to NSG in Ians car.
  
• Trying desprately not to laugh whilst Tom and Edd played trock songs.
  
• Daves cover of ICE ICE BABY which is pwnage of the world.
  
• Cacooning Tom in a hamock.
• Having a mosh pit upstairs in a barn to Myles band.
• Preforming the macarana to Myles band.
• Everyone ending up naked and dancing to rythmn stick.
• Tom, random tom and stephen (whilst still naked) ducked taped to one another.
  
• Setting the ducktape on fire to get them free.
  
• Jade and Stephens whipped cream fight.
  
• Deciding to have a competition with tom to see who can get off with the most people. (we both ended on 14)
• The gazebo was stolen and brought back to camp wer we all very drunkenly watched john and chris preform journey.
• Dave KO'd infront of everyone and couldnt be moved
• Waking up in the morning to the smell of baby sick and frosties
• Stephen geting trapped in my tent and having to cut him free

Wow thats alot of fav things that happened.......oh wells. bet yer gutted if you wernt there.

Catch up.

Rigth so i should probably go to bed just now seeing as its 1 in the morning but i thot i should update this quickly....

Got back from rothesay on wednesday and i have to admit its exactly what i needed. The girls i was with wer made of awesome (sophie and fiona). They wernt girly, they wernt bitchy, they wer fun as fuck though i did feel a little sorry for sean at some points wen conversation went a way off into girly tangents.

Monday night was drinking night but just me and sophie. Like a wank Sean (love you really) tried to convince sophie she could out drink me which ended with her spilling boiling coffee on herself. Plus side to this i got to finish the vodka and she has a fucking awesome looking scar (tempted to scould myself to gain same effect) Rest of the time there we just chilled watched dvds, played pool and they taught me how to play texas hold em.

Last night was lukes birthday night out, again a piss up but me not so pissed. Was brilliant cos i didnt realise how much i missed luke and the goff lot until they started pinching each others balls. Its okay i accept the utter strangness of that sentence but its me so what do you expect. Me and sarah crashed here and watched boosh live act this morning simply becos we wer lying in silence and sarah sed wot you thinking about and i sed noel fielding.

Today ive done fuck all really played theme park world :P Ciaran has 4 of his mates up so i keep harassing them but after a certain point you get a bit tired of scarring teenage boys. Work tomoz which will be shit as usual but me and jill are having a man date so :D Nitey nite guys.


luvluvs

sin x.

Going away for a while...

Wow that heading sounds so serious :P im only going to Rothesay for 3 days with sean and his friends. Just realised i should prob feed my fish...........

So yeh for those of you not in the know rothesay (pronounced rossy) is a remote island off the coast of scotland and you have to get a ferry to get there, Funs. Sadly the weather looks like its gonna be amazing and im actually gona have to go out and explore places. Ghey. In hindsight though i will probably just stay drunk for most of the time.

Woopee for alcohol.

display pictures

Me and Sean discussing my choice on display pictures...


Sean- Back to sexxy neck eh? :P

Me- couldnt decided what i wanted there

Sean- what wer you torn between

Me- picture of my face and the one of my neck......

Me- but i figured most guys are only gonna end up seeing the back of my head

Me- so they may aswell get a preview

Sean- LMAO



(editoral insert - i have a tattoo on the back of my neck)

Awkwardness much?

So i went to see Donkey Punch today with chris and it was fucking awesome. It did take a while for me to get over the whole "teehee donkey punch thts well funny" but once the first chick necks get snapped you kinda forget......until the movie is done and the credits roll.

But back to what this post is actually about a fun convo i had with alex.....basically it starts with "im having a bit of a shocker" but due to the fantastic incompetence of msn messenger the convo went a little differnt for each of us.

So essentially i was talking about buying dresses and he was talking about me being spit roasted, gotta love msn! <3

Pedo Baiting

So last night after a envigorating pub time with Chris and John i come home and start to browse a site called encyclopedia dramatic (check it out its well funny) and during my random word searches i find a peice called pedo baiting. Now dont be put off by the name its fucking awesome.

Basically you go into a chat room posing as a 13 yr old girl in hope that older men will seek you out for "interesting conversation" which will then lead to you winding them up :P Now i hear you saying yes i use to do that all the time when i was a young wippersnapper but not with the new introduced dimensions :P

To begin with you go into the conversation with a checklist of things you want to try and incorporate at some point with out said pedo realising you having him on. These are

• Mention the name Rick Rolled or at least use the lyrics
• Ask if they like mudkips or get them to admit liking mudkips
• Getting them to admit you win or pwnd them
• Have an encrypted user name as clue your fucking with them eg. mudera sodep
• Or any other hilarious in jokes you want to throw in there (perhaps throw in a ukelele)

Now there are a few roads you can take when turning the conversation from the weird creepy shit he wants to talk about to the fun you are about to have. First off you can pretend to be an FBI agent and scare the living shit out of them, which is alot easier than it sounds. All you do is have the creepy convo to begin with and make sure it clearly says that you are underage and he is overage and trying to sexualy interact with you. When you get to a point where it feels right you copy and paste this into the conversation -

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP adresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

This will get them worried. Some will believe you straight away and others will need further convincing so you just gotta keep acting, a good tip is to keep refering to them as sir.

Another road you can take is when they try to start role play with you or "cyber". In this case let your imagnation run wild. You can take the whole roleplay thing seriously and include dungeon and dragons references OR you wait until the mention something about you giving them a blow job and you say that your head blew off when the came and you are now just a bloody stump. Essentially the RP scenario should end with the "cyber" you whipping out a 10 foot cock and fucking the shit out of said pedo. =)

Now the final option you can take (my personal favourite) is when they start to ask for a phone number you give them one, but its one no one will answer and obviously not your own. They will then winge at you saying "oh you never answered" to this you then say something along the lines of "right you sleazy prick you better do exactly as i say or i will forward a screen shot of this convo along with the exact time and number you phoned to the police so they can track you down" God bless black mail. Once this is done have your fun :D

So yeh fun for all....... =D

For more information on pedo baiting go to-

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedo_Baiting

Hell yeah...

What did i do this fair monday afternoon i hear you ask........I FUCKING KICKED ZELDAS ARSE......







Well no techinically that would mean i lost the game as by kicking zeldas arse i would be kicking my own when really it was bellem who got the ass wooping of a lifetime. Thats right i complted the mother licker!! YAY!! *gay nerdy high fives for all*



Now thats done i think ill play some final fantasy.......i need a life.






ps. check out my sexxy red ds, tiz bitchin!

Still fucking ill...

Right so woke up and i was giving it YALDI cos i could actually breath through my nose this morning, clearly the large supplement of Tim Minchin had cured me. Craig is awake as well which is even better he can give me a lift to work......fuck yeh!

Try fuck no, bastard just says "have a nice day" when i leave (sarcy prick) and by time ive walked to work i feel and look like shit, which Derek so kindly felt the need to point out like i had been dragged through a bush backwards. Alane tells me to go home but i clearly point out to her that one day off for her doesnt really effect her wage packet wereas for me it means it cuts it in
half.

i make it too half the day and feel better wen i get food in me.......not cock as Derek so nicely offered (wank). I have some fairly annoying customers and make through the day unscathed. Check my phone as im leaving and missed call from Sean so i phone him back...


me: hey you phoned whats up?
him: oh nothing just wanted to kill time until i started work.
me: oh you mean like before you go to the thing im at jsut now
him: oh yeh with the prams ha....forgot you had tht today
me: *uncomfortable silence*


So now im home and feeling much better which is clearly down to the fact i have Chris and Anna fighting over my attention, oh yehhhhhh. Though in hindsight its probably because im not at work anymore. So now im gonna go and eat as much chilli as i possibly can in hope to sweat this cold out my body.........................HOW FUCKING SEXXY AM I?

luvluvs

sin x.

Text messages..

Me: You are the apple of my eye.

Ginger Chris: That sounds more painful than romantic.

Me: Is that not me in a nutshell?

Ginger Chris: Pretty much. :)




I adore pointless text messages.

I'm sacking ill...

Yeh so im not well and its rubbish, all my family are having a party and i cant go cos im ill and nick is walking about with a builders bum and its making me feel worst. =(

OKAY wot postives have i got at the moment..........Anna, John and Chris are back on monday.....thank fuck. Im going on holiday with Sean a week on monday. Ive got a huge night out planed a week on thursday wer i get to see all my old mates. Nick is about the house which means i have a personal slave/whipping boy. Oh and i got paid today.

Thats not so bad.....and i get to play Zelda!! =D Im almost finished it, YASSSSS!! Sudden realisation at how sad i actually am. On that note...


luvluvs

Sin x.