That place what Sin writes stuffs...: Pedo Baiting

So last night after a envigorating pub time with Chris and John i come home and start to browse a site called encyclopedia dramatic (check it out its well funny) and during my random word searches i find a peice called pedo baiting. Now dont be put off by the name its fucking awesome.

Basically you go into a chat room posing as a 13 yr old girl in hope that older men will seek you out for "interesting conversation" which will then lead to you winding them up :P Now i hear you saying yes i use to do that all the time when i was a young wippersnapper but not with the new introduced dimensions :P

To begin with you go into the conversation with a checklist of things you want to try and incorporate at some point with out said pedo realising you having him on. These are

Mention the name Rick Rolled or at least use the lyrics
Ask if they like mudkips or get them to admit liking mudkips
Getting them to admit you win or pwnd them
Have an encrypted user name as clue your fucking with them eg. mudera sodep
Or any other hilarious in jokes you want to throw in there (perhaps throw in a ukelele)

Now there are a few roads you can take when turning the conversation from the weird creepy shit he wants to talk about to the fun you are about to have. First off you can pretend to be an FBI agent and scare the living shit out of them, which is alot easier than it sounds. All you do is have the creepy convo to begin with and make sure it clearly says that you are underage and he is overage and trying to sexualy interact with you. When you get to a point where it feels right you copy and paste this into the conversation -

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP adresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

This will get them worried. Some will believe you straight away and others will need further convincing so you just gotta keep acting, a good tip is to keep refering to them as sir.

Another road you can take is when they try to start role play with you or "cyber". In this case let your imagnation run wild. You can take the whole roleplay thing seriously and include dungeon and dragons references OR you wait until the mention something about you giving them a blow job and you say that your head blew off when the came and you are now just a bloody stump. Essentially the RP scenario should end with the "cyber" you whipping out a 10 foot cock and fucking the shit out of said pedo. =)

Now the final option you can take (my personal favourite) is when they start to ask for a phone number you give them one, but its one no one will answer and obviously not your own. They will then winge at you saying "oh you never answered" to this you then say something along the lines of "right you sleazy prick you better do exactly as i say or i will forward a screen shot of this convo along with the exact time and number you phoned to the police so they can track you down" God bless black mail. Once this is done have your fun :D